May 2009
4 posts
Blackmore’s Night - Christmas Eve
Richie Fuckin’ Blackmore. Guitar player from Deep Purple, Rainbow, and more. Apparently he married a 15th-cenury maiden and started making Ren-fest music. The video, however, is powered by the finest 21st-century animation. This Christmas video sucks something awful, but you’ll get a good chuckle out of the repeated CG Santa and dog scenes...
Aalexus - “Shockwave”
I have to start somewhere, and this is a fine place to do so. Ladies and gents, I bring you Aalexus. Aalexus is a weird horny tonedeaf lady who probably recorded this video after getting a big black train run on her at the Hedonism resort. This is my favorite music video of all time.