The Cream Of The Crap

Blackmore’s Night - Christmas Eve

Richie Fuckin’ Blackmore.  Guitar player from Deep Purple, Rainbow, and more.  Apparently he married a 15th-cenury maiden and started making Ren-fest music.  The video, however, is powered by the finest 21st-century animation.  This Christmas video sucks something awful, but you’ll get a good chuckle out of the repeated CG Santa and dog scenes used like 12 times in 4 minutes.  Happy Christmas in May!!!!!

Edge - Baby You Are Slut

Soooo, this happened.  This video, submitted to the music video site I work for, defies explanation.  We don’t really know where it came from (Slovakia I think), but he deserves some big ups for this piece of work.  That guitar solo makes my eyes water.  And for fuck’s sake, it’s called “BABY YOU ARE SLUT”.

Reh Dogg - Why Must I Cry?

You’ll find that true mental illness is crucial in creating the incoherent rambling nonsense that fill many of the videos on this blog.  This classic video is a grade A example.  Many of you have seen this before, so this is mainly for archival purposes.  I give you Reh Dogg.  We’re all crying now, Reh.

Aalexus - “Shockwave”

I have to start somewhere, and this is a fine place to do so.  Ladies and gents, I bring you Aalexus.  Aalexus is a weird horny tonedeaf lady who probably recorded this video after getting a big black train run on her at the Hedonism resort.  This is my favorite music video of all time.